Today’s nonsense

I figure that, without context, this works as some kind of William S. Burroughs thing.

Me:
Yo, you gotta crush a lot of content if you wanna be cool like Bowser!

Katt:
Don’t they mean Middlebury?

Me:
He crushed it up into a berry!

Katt:
Also, I guess if your name is Gomer, you feel pressure to be even more cool.
Dragonair ate his Middleberry! His Critical Thinking skill goes way up!

Me:
Oh, man, we gotta play that!
Well, once we get a TV.

Katt:
Pokemon Education Revolution!

Me:
Also, a pro-Bowser blog written by the candy stand guy would be good.

Katt:
Oh yeah. I wonder if Bowser ever visits his stand.

Me:
What? Squirtle is getting a master’s degree?
Probably just to pick up from the vault.

Katt:
What? Ivysaur is evolving!

Me:
He’s, like, yeah, yeah, crunch some candy. Let me see the receipts.

Katt:
Congratulations! Your Ivysaur evolved into UNEMPLOYED MFA!

Me:
deer yahoo answers how come my iveysor power went down

Katt:
u sent him to art scool dumass he needs to be a laywer

Me:
loyer stone is xpencive tho


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