Jan 22 2012

The dearth of electronics manufacturing in the US: More than met my eye

This article provoked quite a few thoughts, but I don’t think it’s worth the time to write an essay. I don’t really have any solutions to these problems, so an essay-style piece would just be pretty wrapping for fragments anyway.

But here’s my fragments:

- I thought manufacturing in Shenzhen was mostly a matter of costs for technology companies. It’s not.

In particular, companies say they need engineers with more than high school, but not necessarily a bachelor’s degree. Americans at that skill level are hard to find, executives contend.

Apple’s executives had estimated that about 8,700 industrial engineers were needed to oversee and guide the 200,000 assembly-line workers eventually involved in manufacturing iPhones. The company’s analysts had forecast it would take as long as nine months to find that many qualified engineers in the United States.”

I would have loved to buy a “fair-trade” iPhone that cost $600 or so. But it turns out not even that is possible.
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May 3 2011

Parade raining: When to do it?

I was listening to this podcast in which the hosts, Hannah and Edward, discuss how to approach people’s enthusiasm about the long-awaited killing of Osama bin Laden.

The death of Osama bin Laden means quite a bit symbolically, but I don’t think that is going to translate to that much real-world effect, and it sounds like Edward and Hannah don’t think it will, either. If you ascribe to this point of view, it means that a lot of people are confusing the way in which this event is significant.

The question they ponder is: Should people that don’t really think this is going to change much just go along with the people that think this defines the start of a new era? Maybe this is a case in which the enthusiasm and positivity is more important that the reality of the situation, Edward ponders.

I think it’s trouble when enthusiasm is built on a false premise, like I think Hannah was saying. Man, just writing that last sentence felt totally wet blanketesque and possibly sanctimonious! But you gotta be willing to risk sanctimony in order to make sure as many of us as possible are focused on the real deal.

I do agree with them in that there’s no gain in smacking people down for feeling good. You cannot deny the honesty of their reactions, even if you disagree with the conclusions that spring from them. So, it’s a pretty fine line to walk, what with the keeping people you know connected to reality while also not being a shit. I think I’ve settled on, “I am glad you have achieved closure at last! However, feeling closure doesn’t necessarily mean the world is significantly better.” Which, again sounds a bit sanctimonious! I’ll have to work on that.

But better to be sanctimonious than to tacitly help build a false reality from which bad decisions are made. Many of our biggest problems today grew this way. And I know that there’s a lot of people that are mostly interested in believing in whatever what makes them feel good. It is still worth trying, though. Even if it makes you look like a shit.


Mar 24 2011

The rumors are true, and unexpectedly sad.

Ask a Korean translated part of a fascinating interview with a North Korean Special Forces commando that had defected to South Korea.

Mr. Im Cheon-Yong (45) was a captain of North Korean Special Forces. He is relatively short — not quite 170 cm [TK: 5' 7"] — but had unusually large fists, reminiscent of a cartoon character. The fact that this reporter met an officer of North Korean military’s special combat unit became even more real after he explained, “I practiced punching several thousand times a day.” His handshake was firm and heavy.

The training for special combat as told by Mr. Im was harsh as expected, and some parts beyond imagination. The training begins on 5 a.m. The fundamental of the training is to turn the entire body into steely firmness, and the basic part is training the fist.

Mr. Im said, “You would wrap a tree trunk with ropes, and keep punching it. You throw 5000 punches day and night — do that for a month, the inside of your fist swells up until you can barely curl your fingers.” He added, “Then you open a tin can and set it up on a stand. You keep punching the sharp part. When your hand turns into mush with blood and pus, you start punching a pile of salt. Repeat it, and your hands become like a stone.” Mr. Im explained, “You punch the salt so that the salt would prevent the hand from rotting away with the blood.” According to Mr. Im, with the hand trained like this “you can easily break 20 sheets of cement blocks, and you can kill a person with three punches.” His hands would naturally make a fist throughout the interview. This reporter had to respectfully ask that he unclench his fist during the interview.

I remember hearing about this kind of thing as a kid. (I was told the rumor was that North Korean special forces could climb brick walls using just their fingers.) Despite the evils of North Korea, I thought it would be incredibly cool if such legendary soldiers existed. Now I’m an adult, and I know they exist, yet I find it sad.

The truth is that this insane training is sadly not that relevant. This is a time in which their opponents will very likely be armed, and those that won’t be would be easy to beat up anyway, without iron fist kung fu. It’s not even that relevant in unarmed combat – as Mr. Im probably knows, punching is not viable or possible in some phases of combat. Some South Korean bodyguard could clinch up with him, and the years of tree-punching go out the window.

Having these rock-like fists is more convenient than picking up a rock or blackjack, but it is still not worth it. That effort and time spent punching trees (and recovering from punching trees and losing fine motor skills) could be spent on other aspects of hand-to-hand combat, or better yet – armed combat or tactics. Even learning about South Korean government and society could help them be better assassins more effectively than clubbing their hands.

This is such a tragic waste of incredible willpower and human potential, even in the context of the horrible field of assassination. What could these guys be doing if they weren’t lead by childish morons?

These commandos are pushing human limits in order to do something that is largely archaic and useless. I’m sure they’re not the only citizens of North Korea doing so, and that is just another horrific aspect of life in that country.


Mar 13 2011

Party wreckers!

I was just listening to an episode of the WTF Podcast with Marc Maron (which I discovered via the Salad Days guys) in which he’s talking about the Oscars and the Golden Globes. Apparently, Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes and pissed the audience off. Maron likes these award shows for reasons he explains in the podcast, so he hated it.

To me, however, it sounded awesome. Not awesome enough for me to dig up and sit through an awards show just to see Gervais giving Hollywood what’s for, though. But awesome enough for me to imagine it and go “Yes!”

This is an example of party wrecking: When some guys show up at a party to unleash some sort of honest expression, leaving the party shocked and dismayed. The party wrecker receives little support from the people physically present. Yet they continue their wrecking!

I love seeing a party wrecked. Of course, that depends on me not liking the party, or at least feeling that the party could stand to have its bubble burst.

Hearing about the Gervais thing, I recalled other party wrecking incidents. I know what I described above sounds like people just being assholes, but check these out, and see if they don’t make you think “Hell, yeah!”
 

The KLF at the BRIT Awards

The KLF built a career on formulaically safe music. So formulaic, in fact, that they wrote a detailed manual on how to make it. They knew they were making music whose prime characteristic was that chumps could easily digest it.
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May 5 2010

Mexican nightmares

Recently, Arizona governor Jan Brewer signed SB-1070 into law. It requires “law enforcement officers to demand immigration papers from anyone they have a ‘reasonable suspicion’ may be in the country illegally.” Basically, it’s a “if you don’t look white, we can knock you down a few pegs” law.
 

In response, Robert Rodriguez has made the trailer for his Mexsploitation film Machete into a very special message for Arizona.

(Make sure you watch that trailer. It is FREAKIN’ AWESOME.)

 
 
 
Rodriguez is blatantly (and excellently) provoking the racists that support SB-1070. However, this isn’t the first time this has been done.

A decade and half earlier, the Satanic, human-sacrificing, border crossing, drug dealing, headbangers Brujerìa responded to California governor Pete Wilson’s passage of Proposition 187 with a song titled Raza Odiada. En Español, of course!


 
 

Back then, I was looking for the heaviest music possible. With that territory comes a lot of lyrics that really try to make you say “holy shit.” Very little of it did.

Death metal bands espousing the downfall of Christianity was like ranch dressing at a buffet. I tuned it out and listened to just the music. (Which was not necessarily a bad thing.) Black metal bands’ flirtation with Nazism from the safety of their moms’ basements in Norway was just pathetic.

Brujerìa cut through all of that and made me go “Whoa!” (Like a machete!) Fake or not, Satanic Mexican drug dealers were a scary idea to which people weren’t yet numb. It got my attention.

They were novel and impressively crazy which could have been enough, but I liked that they stopped for a bit with Raza Odiada to make a good point in addition to their usual terrorizing. “Quien te va chingar mas no es Satanas,” de hecho.


May 5 2010

Campaign advice

If John McCain really wants to avoid getting outflanked by his challenger on the right, JD Hayworth, advocating that US Citizens be denied their Miranda rights isn’t going to cut it. That’s like shooting the spot a target was at a second ago instead of shooting where it will be by the time your bullet travels far enough.

With his disapproval rating at 55%, there’s little room for limp-wristed bumbling like the Mirandizing condemnation or switching stances on immigration.

If you’re reading, John McCain, listen up:

 
You need to speak out against robot marriage and the ENTIRE robosexual agenda.

 
 
Good luck, my friend.